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Terrarium Fun!

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

I have been spying the native flora and fauna in Seattle with wonder and envy since I arrived here. It seems like there is some strange and lovey succulent or flower popping out of every stone nook. I have especially been coveting the moss.

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One thing led to another, and so this morning I found myself in a Creative Terrariums Workshop at the RE Store. The RE Store is an great establishment in itself. If you’re ever looking for a vintage ceramic bath tub, topographic map of asia, an all you can grout tile buffeft or jars upon jars of every hook, nail and screw imaginable. Their terrarium workshop with Exterior-Scapes was a totally fun and creative way to spend Saturday morning. They provided all the structures  (re-purposed light fixtures of every shape and sort) , gravel, soil, plants, rocks and the best part- teensy tiny dinosaur toys (I went with the blue plesiosaur). All you had to do was show up and get your hands dirty!

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After all of Griffin’s gardening posts, I think I have finally found just the right amount of plant life for my own level of ability. I love how sweet and self contained it is, lets just hope I follow their fact sheet correctly on keeping the thing alive.

superrare morning

Friday, March 5th, 2010

check out what showed up outside my window THIS morning.

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This is MUCH better than when i stumbled out of bed only to step in a pile of cold dog barf.
But that was then, this is now.

It’s not only a double rainbow but the outer band is inversed, which makes this SUPER RARE.
You may now comment at will…

goodbye cilantro, hello coriander.

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Our cilantro plant killed itself one day. It was doing really well growing, from a mere
four inches to a towering four feet. Then one day, without warning, it died. But not
before leaving behind hundreds of tiny coriander pods, which we dried and harvested
for future curries to come. I knew vaguely the two were somehow related, but was
truly surprised at how tasty the fruit and roots are, perhaps better than the leaves.

coriander pods

coriander pods dried

the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Spring has sprung, so we went to the local Arboretum in Asheville to hopefully
glimpse some cherry blossom action.

 

There were no cherry blossoms to be had, but there were throngs of people 
wading througha sea of orchids at the orchid show that we stumbled upon. 
The orchids were OK, but the real attraction was the chorus of frogs 
(or toads, we are not sure) that took over a shallow pool to perform their mating calls…

And their mating.

 

And their child rearing…. 

  

After the charming security guard told us we couldn’t look at the frogs anymore, 
we walked about and wondered how the Cane Toads of Australia were doing.
In case you haven’t seen the film Cane Toads: An Unnatural History,
there is apparently a rather large invasion of massive toads, slightly poisonous,
but otherwise friendly. See the movie, it has a toadnamed Dairy Queen, so its worth
it for that at least. As it turns out, the cane toads are NOT doing very well. 
As the BBC reports, concerned citizens of Australia are going on a premature easter
egg hunt for toads, which they will gather up to then kill humanely. It conjures
up all sorts of great imagery, driving the toads out in droves with sticks…
- Spring is for lovers.

Happy Election Day…

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Well, its finally here.
The day we have all been waiting for.

Go Forth and vote, great Americans!

Remember happier times, like the 1970’s – when people still
thought our great country was a melting pot, and not just
a big stew.

It can be as groovy again- If you want it.
Please vote, its really important- and you can reap
the rewards of free ice cream at ben and jerry’s and
free coffee at starbucks, so what are you waiting for!?

Bike messengers see the darnedest things!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008
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This story was relayed to me by one of NYC’s bravest set of wheels…
Apparently while delivering a package to some modeling agency he was greeted coming out of the elevator by not one, but two men wearing…

SWEATERS AS PANTS.

Yes, that’s what he says.
Were they cable knit? cashmere? CARDIGANS??? (god, i hope not)

I’ve seen some pretty ridiculous “statements” (nonsense) here so far, but this takes the Splenda-cake, FO SHO!

If i find out more details, you’ll be the first to know.. 

A few death sentences President Bush is willing to pardon

Saturday, October 25th, 2008
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Surprising as it is, the Bush administration proposed the addition of
48 Hawaiian species, (45 plants, two birds, and one insect) to the
list of endangered species. As usual, Bush has had by far the worst track
record in this department. This appointment would nearly double his
previous contributions of species protection efforts. As of May 2008 the total
count dangled at 60, beating only the Nixon/Ford administration at 47 species.

In contrast, President Clinton added 521, Bush Senior 234 and Reagan, 253.

 

Hawaii has been dubbed the “endangered species capital of the nation”
by some conservationists. While just two tenths of one percent the total
U.S landmass, over 75% of our extinct species once hailed from Hawaii as
do one third of the current 526 plants and animals listed.

Some plant species are so terribly endangered that they must be hand
pollinated by daring conservationists who scale 2,000 ft cliffs to search out
the vanishing specimens. In some cases its not clear if the natural pollinators
of the plants are now extinct, and who knows how much longer we can rely
on courageous climbers with q-tips to do mother nature’s duty.

read more at treehugger.com

India goes to the moon!

Friday, October 24th, 2008
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India recently launched its first unmanned space, Chandrayaan-1.
While it will not land on the moon, it will be hanging around a couple years
collecting information to create an atlas and search out possible natural
resources, like Uranium.

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India goes to the moon

Their launch comes about a year after the Chinese Space Program’s
first moon mission. Read more from the new york times.

 

 

walnuts revisited (series part 2 of 2 part series)

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008
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so first a quick update on the batch of walnuts that we so diligently plucked
from their oily rinds, cleaned with aplomb, and left them out to cure in the sun.

well… they are still curing, on the porch, between two unused silkscreens,
patiently waiting until that undisclosed day that they are at last considered
to be well cured and are ready for a hardy gent to come along for with a large
pair of pliers to extract the nutty goodness (we hope) from within.

what could be more idyllic?

however, on the other end of the spectrum, the collected rinds from the nut extraction process
have been sitting in a bucket of water and have been slowly decaying into horrid sludgy bits
underneath the porch for the past week or so. who knows what sort of insect or quadruped
has been in contact with it, if indeed anything at all would want anything to do with
such a sour sop.

however, it has been doing exactly what i was hoping that it would do, turn the water in which
the rinds have been soaking a dark syrupy brown color.

today is the day for making the fabled walnut ink, so here we go…

What you will need to make walnut ink:

  1. Rotten Walnut Sludgy Bits
  2. Water
  3. A Large Cast Iron Cauldron or Stainless Steel Pot
  4. A Source of Heat
  5. A Stirring and/or Poking Tool

Any source of heat will do, as long as you can bring the contents of the pot to a slow
steady boil. A kitchen stove will serve just fine but today we are going pioneer style with
this process.

Here is what you need to do to do it:

  1. Place a premium heaping helping of walnut pulp to your pot, the more you add
    the more ink you will reap
  2. Add enough water to the rinds to top off the mound of mush in the pot.
  3. Place the walnut water combo on the heat source
  4. Heat and allow the combo to reach a boil
  5. Boil for over 6 hours – you will want to boil off about half of the initial liquid
    in the pot to get a good thick ink consistency
  6. Allow to cool
  7. Strain the ink from the mush into the container of your choosing

using my latent power of yankee ingenuity , i whipped up this handy little contraption using
found objects from the dilapidated barn across the street, please note, your stove may not
resemble the one in this picture.

five hours later, the concoction was still bubbling away…

after about six hours, the fire was allowed to die down and the mixture was
then covered and set out overnight to cure in it’s own special way.

the following day, the substance has turned into a pitch black muddy substance,
this was a bit disconcerting since it looked like the liquid that was left over from
last night had disappeared but happily, it had filtered down into the bottom of the
pot. The straining process was a bit more difficult than i had anticipated since the
muck had to be pressed to squeeze out most of the ink within.

another bump in the road was the cheesecloth that i had set aside for the straining
purposes, the liquid simply wasn’t straining through the pulp quick enough and the
cloth was absorbing most of the ink. luckily my most trusted old pair of nylon
stockings came to the rescue and the rest of the ink was easily strained through
the toe of the stocking.

and here is the result…

blue skies, and brown gold.

This is important!

Since this is a natural all organic substance, there have been cases of the ink
starting to grow mold. To combat this you must add a bit of denatured alcohol,
which is a bit hard to find but can be purchased online from certain art supply
outlets. Add a small amount of alcohol so it constitutes about 5 percent of
the solution.

Next time, I will post the result of ink usage.

sarah palin is just jealous.

Sunday, October 19th, 2008
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Sarah Palin already tried to bar the polar bear from the endangered species
list, but now she has turned her negative attention to the beluga whale. At
first I assumed this probably just had to do with drilling and oil and all the
hub-bub about Alaska’s fantastic economy.. However, I thought about it and
after looking into just how cool beluga’s are, I think she is just jealous.

For starters, belugas are really cute! They are by far the cutest whales noted for their
all white coloring and their melon shaped heads. Sarah Palin thinks she is the cutest ,
whitest thing in Alaska, and its going to stay that way- anything cuter must die!

Beluga whales can also swim backwards, I highly doubt she can do that.

They also eat cephalopods, are highly social, and even playful- Three things that Palin is
definitely incapable of. In my vast research of the beluga whale , the only similarity I have
found between the two is that they usually give birth every three years.

read all about it in the ny times.